Out of all the adverts on tv in the UK that are unintentionally amusing, my current favourite has to be for Apatamil baby formula. Check this out for quality wordage…

Breastmilk is perfect for your baby. Nothing compares to it. It strengthens your baby’s natural defences and reduces the risk of infection. How time flies by. If you decide to move on from breastfeeding, Aptamil follow-on contains IMMUNOFORTIS to help support some of your baby’s natural defences. Aptamil follow-on. Helping support your baby.

Ok, rewind, run that one by me again. If you decide to move on from breastfeeding… If? IF?! Surely moving on from breastfeeding is something that a person absolutely definitely SHOULD do, otherwise you’ll end up like this freaky woman with her ‘way too fucking old to still be sucking their mother’s tit’ kids.

Oh dear.