Today I have been having fun with Sloganizer.net, a fabulous little gadget into which you put a word (your name, your cat’s name, whatever) and it generates a slogan for you based (sometimes loosely, sometimes recognisably) on various companies’ taglines. I started with my name and giggled most at these results:

Tanya is what the world was waiting for.
Tanya will do anything for you.

D was sitting next to me and feeling left out, so I put his name into the sloganizer and got numerous entertaining results, his favourites being:

Bigger. Better. D.
D on the outside. Tasty on the inside.

I started putting in slightly more bizarre words and these were the most notable results:

Start the day with my cat.
I fall for call-centre employees.
Swing your broken legs.
The American Way of really bad boy-band music.

Feeling blasphemous, as I often do, I tried the sloganizer with everyone’s favourite messiah and was blessed with these amusing results:

I lost weight with Jesus.
Jesus never sleeps.

I’m sorry to say, it all went downhill from there. In my defense, it was mostly D’s fault because he kept coming up with the words to put into the sloganizer. So unless you have a disgustingly purile sense of humour, look away now. ^{You’re still looking, aren’t you?} _{Thought so…}

Menstrual blood – be ready.
Sucking cock makes dreams come true.
Eat pussy, innovate your world.
Anal sex. See more. Do more.
Food or up the ass? I’ll have up the ass.
Felching is better than chocolate.
Ball sweat? You bet.

Go to Sloganizer.net and have a play. Piss yourself laughing, or your money back! _{That’s a big dirty lie, there’s no money involved.}